NANUET, N.Y. — Local woman Namya Gupta, the fiancé of indie-rock band Oxford Drama’s songwriter and guitarist, fully believes she is the inspiration behind the…
COSTA MESA, Calif. — Shoe and apparel company Vans announced the release today of a new line of tiny chess sets to accompany their signature…
ALBUQUERQUE, N.M. — Local stand-up comedian and single guy Cranbert Nelson told his date last night to listen to episode three of his podcast when…
So you made it all the way home from the grocery store before you realized that the five pound bag of pistachios you bought are…
LOS ANGELES — Punk “Top Chef” contestant Mitch Volz celebrated his immunity in an elimination round on last night’s show by using the last 10…
PORTLAND, Ore. — A comprehensive study by independent researchers at SceneStats confirmed that posers are the sole reason DIY music scenes across the country are…
PLATTSBURGH, N.Y. — The seven-year age gap separating local couple Alison Connors and Edgar Lawrence continues to be a major hurdle for their relationship, especially…
We at The Hard Times like to joke about a lot of things, but deceiving the public into believing that you are the World’s Greatest…
TAMPA, Fla. — Supporters of indie rock band Under Capricorn breathed a collective sigh of relief today when abuse allegations leveled against the band were…
BROOKLYN, N.Y. — Anton Hochheim, the drummer of lo-fi surf rock band Beach Fossils, was found yesterday with four pounds of garbage and other debris…
ARLINGTON, Va. — Local man Angelo Metts, who just asked you for directions to the nearby Metro station, talked over you before you were even…
If you’re friends with a carnivore there’s a good chance that you’ve been accused of being preachy. You probably can’t even get together for a…
RICHMOND, Va. — Local punk and self-proclaimed scene veteran Rory “Iceman” Phillips was denied a free Grand Slam at Denny’s this morning, a perk the…
NEW ORLEANS — Local guitarist Ryan Alarid is struggling to pick between two nearly identical, virtually indistinguishable photos of himself on stage for his Tinder…
BOSTON — Owners of popular local bar Toolie’s are under heavy scrutiny today after unveiling a dress code slammed as discriminatory against patrons with irregular…