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It’s 3:00 am, and you just woke up from another Seinfeld dream. This time it was an erotic session of impact play with George Costanza.…
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Oh no, who told Matt? Someone obviously let it slip that his name means “Gift from God” because suddenly he has this whole story about…
Dear black metal fans, this may come as a shock to many of you but I am not a Satanist. Despite my appearance and everything…
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