Frontman Cuts Bangs After Breaking Up With Band
SEATTLE – Tyler Moss, the frontman of up-and-coming local grunge revival band Bent Angles raised quite a few eyebrows after…
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Mental Health Day Makes Rest of Week So Much Worse
KANSAS CITY, Mo.— Local man Zane Starzyk is beside himself with stress and frustration after taking a mental health day…
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Every The Casket Lottery Album Ranked Worst to Best
The Casket Lottery is an emo band from the midwest, but they’re not necessarily midwest emo. Come to think of…
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Watching “Home Improvement” Reruns on a Saturday Night Is So Much Better than Going to Your Show in Every Conceivable Way
I saw your flyer. You know, the one for the show that’s three towns over with the vague set time…
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Guitar Center Employee Crushed to Death by Avalanche of Squier Starter Packs
DANBURRY, Conn. — Guitar Center employee Cody Simmons was recently crushed to death by an avalanche of Squier starter packs…
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Every Thursday Album Ranked
Thursday is one of those bands with a perfect discography, and ranking their six studio albums is not something that…
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Every The Offspring Album Ranked
We thought it would be exceedingly difficult to rank every single album that The Offspring put out. But once you…
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The Gig Economist’s Guide To Redlining Your Heart With Cold Medicine and Redbull Instead of Taking a Day Off
Listen up, you self-employed sociopaths! Is post-nasal drip getting you down? Do you lose feeling in your feet every single…
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Every Deftones Album Ranked
We really wanted to challenge ourselves, so we’re going to rank every Deftones album from worst to best. Though this…
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10 Red Hot Chili Peppers Songs You Can Listen to That Won’t Make You an Embarrassment to Your Entire Family
Okay, so we know that The Red Hot Chili Peppers are a bit of a touchy subject around here, but…
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