Patrick Coyne, Author at HARDTIMES

October 7, 2019

WILMINGTON, Del. — An alarming new study out of the University of Delaware finds that the average millennial punk has…

October 5, 2019

HENDERSON, Nev. — Model train enthusiast and man possibly on the brink of madness Jonathan Mackay is reportedly “sick and…

October 5, 2019

Is this the real life Billie Joe Armstrong? Recently, the punk rock and alternative music experts of The Hard Times…

October 4, 2019

OKLAHOMA CITY — Indie noise band Gifthorse is knee-deep in a heated, one-sided rivalry this week with the generally “nice…

September 22, 2019

DUNWOODY, Ga. — Recently dumped dirtbag Jimmy Crocetta is allegedly hoping his ex-girlfriend Christina Jindra will want to still remain…

September 22, 2019

NEW BRUNSWICK, N.J. — A man wearing a faded, several-years-old novelty Labatt Blue hockey jersey at an all-ages show last…

September 20, 2019

GREENVILLE, Vt. — Lifelong Greenville resident Jordan Mateusz struggled to recall yesterday which of the many tragedies that befell his…

September 17, 2019

SAINT PAUL, Minn. — Local man and “Mr. Fucking Big Shot” Dan Paulson was allegedly acting last night “like his…

September 17, 2019

LONDON — Virtual alt-rock band Gorillaz sparked outrage last week by replacing long-time cartoon bassist Murdoc Niccals with the General,…

September 8, 2019

LEVITTOWN, Pa. — Couple Samantha Dean and Adrian Benezette realized after visiting Benezette’s hometown last week that a poorly run,…