LONDON — Bedroom post-punk musician Rob Davidson begged listeners to use headphones while listening to his latest EP, apparently unaware…
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LONDON — Virtuoso violinist Hans Kriegsman came to the difficult realization that he plays in a glorified cover band while…
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The music industry is cruel and brutal. Naive people attempt to find stable careers only to find out no one…
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RESTON, Va. – Lifelong punk and diehard Dischord Records fan Meredith Jozak questioned the legitimacy of her beloved Minor Threat…
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CLARKSBURG, W. Va. — Hopeless romantic Stevie Knightson recently imploded his entire social life by profusely expressing his longtime admiration…
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NEW YORK — Local man and person exploring his kinks for the first time in his life, Jaden Brantz, reported…
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SANTA BARBARA, Calif. — Oblivious dork Chazz Dorfner continued to irk the few acquaintances willing to tolerate him with his…
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Genetics is a roll of the dice, especially during puberty. Some of us developed early. Some developed late. The only…
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First things first, have a seat! Ha! Little joke I like to make to people I hogtie to my wondrous…
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MANHATTAN, Kan. — The roommates of lifelong punk Herbert “Sloshed” Stevens have learned to whisper and spell out the word…
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