John Danek, Author at HARDTIMES

January 21, 2022

FORT WORTH, Texas — Recent newlyweds and longtime couple Darren Oltowski and Denice Landry have recently begun dabbling in perfunctory,…

January 20, 2022

I know that not everyone is going to agree with this decision, but the council of straight edge elders has…

January 20, 2022

MASSAPEQUA, N.Y. — Self-proclaimed “experimental indie” band True Friction are horrified to see that their “Related Artists” tab on Spotify…

January 12, 2022

SAN RAFAEL, Calif. — Metallica lead guitarist and wah pedal enthusiast Kirk Hammett couldn’t remember if he is supposed to…

January 9, 2022

LONDON — Bedroom post-punk musician Rob Davidson begged listeners to use headphones while listening to his latest EP, apparently unaware…

January 9, 2022

LONDON — Bedroom post-punk musician Rob Davidson begged listeners to use headphones while listening to his latest EP, apparently unaware…

January 3, 2022

LONDON — Virtuoso violinist Hans Kriegsman came to the difficult realization that he plays in a glorified cover band while…

January 2, 2022

The music industry is cruel and brutal. Naive people attempt to find stable careers only to find out no one…

January 2, 2022

The music industry is cruel and brutal. Naive people attempt to find stable careers only to find out no one…

December 20, 2021

RESTON, Va. – Lifelong punk and diehard Dischord Records fan Meredith Jozak questioned the legitimacy of her beloved Minor Threat…