John Danek, Author at HARDTIMES

March 14, 2022

College rules. That’s why people wear shirts that just say COLLEGE on them. You can do whatever you want. For…

March 8, 2022

SANTA BARBARA, Calif. — Technically stunning guitarist Peter Lakely tested a $6k Gibson Les Paul for hours at Guitar Gallery…

March 5, 2022

Spotify abuses musicians in myriad ways. Underpaying artists, devaluing music, and gatekeeping playlists are only some of the ways the…

February 25, 2022

LOS ANGELES — Literary agent and frequent binge drinker Lana Delano has no idea that despite her protests, California’s statewide…

February 21, 2022

You’ve waited for what feels like hours. Your mouth is watering. Your nose smells the moist warmth of the starchy…

February 10, 2022

COOKEVILLE, Tenn. — Cautious guitarist Samuel Tollins is almost ready to fart near his new Fender American Professional II Stratocaster…

February 4, 2022

Hey. Hi! Yep, you’re reading the sticker over my left nipple correctly. It says “BLOOD DONOR HERO”. I made it…

January 30, 2022

SARASOTA, Fla. – 6th grader and budding musician Wyatt Backstrom announced that he was stepping away from the Squier Strat…

January 28, 2022

LAS VEGAS — Radio rock stalwarts The Killers apologized to fans yesterday morning after realizing that they missed an obvious,…

January 21, 2022

FORT WORTH, Texas — Recent newlyweds and longtime couple Darren Oltowski and Denice Landry have recently begun dabbling in perfunctory,…

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