John Danek, Author at HARDTIMES

November 30, 2022

KING OF PRUSSIA, Pa. — A devoted fan of 2000s indie rock titans Yeah Yeah Yeahs is disrupting her sex…

November 27, 2022

GLENDALE, Calif. — Two of nu metal’s most respected acts, System of a Down and Deftones, announced a co-headlining tour…

November 24, 2022

LAS VEGAS — Various sportsbooks set the odds of local Uncle Ron Whitmore mentioning the 2012 Benghazi incident during a…

November 12, 2022

It’s difficult to go to YouTube or Instagram and not be bombarded with stunning women absolutely shredding math-rock riffs or…

November 9, 2022

MANCHESTER, U.K.— The three non-Morrissey members of legendary rock band The Smiths pleaded their case that boycotting the band’s music…

November 6, 2022

Every Sunday, we dig into the archives to review a classic album. This week, we are taking a look at…

November 3, 2022

You’ve really crossed the line this time. Consider my feelings officially hurt. A restraining order?!? Never in my life have…

November 1, 2022

BETHESDA, Md. — Military weapons developer and defense contracting behemoth Lockheed Martin announced that it is holding a DIY-style fundraiser…

October 11, 2022

DALLAS — Frequent concertgoer Peter Logan once again was accused of not taking his therapy sessions seriously after responding with…

October 3, 2022

MEMPHIS, Tenn. — Shipping conglomerate FedEx announced a massive hiring effort to recruit hundreds of staffers dedicated to fucking up…