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I love reminiscing about the good old days. Like in fifth grade, when I totally dunked on Owen Krevsky when a bird took a dump…
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Not a day goes by that I don’t hear someone bitching about not being able to afford a home. They claim the economy is dogshit…
The Supreme Court finally did the right thing and struck down the unjust policy of Affirmative Action in college admissions. I’ve said it before and…
5 Times Characters From “Full House” Made Inappropriate Remarks About the Chernobyl Nuclear Disaster
5 Times Characters From “Full House” Made Inappropriate Remarks About the Chernobyl Nuclear Disaster
If you’re like me, you fondly remember the ‘80s sitcom “Full House” as a heartwarming comedy about a gay throuple trying to raise three girls…
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One of the main reasons I chose to live here is because the website said this was an inclusive community where folks could truly be…
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I wish my sister would stop complaining about my babysitting skills and start thanking me for exposing her kids to classic cinema that students pay…