Dom Turek, Author at HARDTIMES

February 17, 2023

They say you spend one-third of your life sleeping, but if you're a chronic insomniac like me, you probably spend…

February 14, 2023

This woman’s boyfriend just gave her a dozen long-stemmed red roses for “no reason.” Oh no! She’s probably going to…

January 23, 2023

You’re back at your date’s place and if the natural order of things follows, a Baltimore Handshake lies wait in…

January 11, 2023

TUCSON, Ariz. — Local interior designer Sara “Slime” Gonzales gave Maggot House a much-needed makeover after convincing its residents to…

December 18, 2022

HIALEAH, Fla. — A new report from local drunk Emily Kinder indicates that the standards of alcoholism held by her…

December 2, 2022

Derek and Cristina Bracken's too-cool-for-school child-rearing practices were so lax that their children were taken away from them and made…

November 27, 2022

Not to be dramatic, but I would rather listen to a parrot read the Old Farmer’s Almanac from start to…

November 8, 2022

When Stephanie McKinley called me an ugly big-nosed freak in 9th grade, I knew I was destined for great things.…

September 13, 2022

The right teacher can have a profound impact on children during their adolescence, so we decided to catch up with…

June 25, 2022

PORTSMOUTH, N.H. — Local heterosexual Christine Gonzales was stumped midway through creating an online dating profile after the app asked…