Man Suspects Girlfriend Faking Mushroom Peak
ABERDEEN, Wash. — Local psilocybin enthusiast Justin Reeves grew suspicious of his partner’s over-the-top reaction to peaking on psychedelic mushrooms,…
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We Sat Down With an Electric Skateboarder to Ask Why He Doesn’t Like Having Sex
Have you ever been pushing around on a regular skateboard and thought, “I wish I could eliminate all sex appeal…
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5 Sleeping Hacks That Only Work If You Take Xanax First
They say you spend one-third of your life sleeping, but if you're a chronic insomniac like me, you probably spend…
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Secure Attachment? This Woman Doesn’t Associate Flowers With Being Cheated On
This woman’s boyfriend just gave her a dozen long-stemmed red roses for “no reason.” Oh no! She’s probably going to…
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Awkward: Woman Not Sure What To Do With Hands During Handjob
You’re back at your date’s place and if the natural order of things follows, a Baltimore Handshake lies wait in…
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Punk Interior Decorator Suggests Moving Couch to the Front Porch
TUCSON, Ariz. — Local interior designer Sara “Slime” Gonzales gave Maggot House a much-needed makeover after convincing its residents to…
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Report: Doctor’s Standards for Alcoholism Pretty Lame
HIALEAH, Fla. — A new report from local drunk Emily Kinder indicates that the standards of alcoholism held by her…
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These Parents Were So Cool They Lost Custody of Their Kids
Derek and Cristina Bracken's too-cool-for-school child-rearing practices were so lax that their children were taken away from them and made…
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Cocaine Agrees: Your Opinion Is the Best One
Not to be dramatic, but I would rather listen to a parrot read the Old Farmer’s Almanac from start to…
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Absolute Loser: This Lame-Wad Woman Was Never Bullied in High School
When Stephanie McKinley called me an ugly big-nosed freak in 9th grade, I knew I was destined for great things.…
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