If Alcohol Is So Dehydrating Why Did It Make Me Pee My Pants?
Doctors and scientists will tell you that alcohol is severely dehydrating, but doctors also used to prescribe lobotomies to anyone…
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Dom Turek
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Amazing: This Hungover Person Is Never Going To Drink Again for the Rest of Their Life
With god as his wittiness, Michael Towne will never wake up violently hungover lying in a bed of empty White…
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How I Became a Homeowner by Dying and Haunting the Property
With average housing prices hovering around the half-million dollar mark, I knew I’d never be a homeowner in my lifetime,…
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Man Celebrates 15 Years of Thinking of Going Sober
PORTLAND, Ore. — Local man Jeremy Squires is celebrating an astonishing 15 years of contemplating sobriety surrounded by friends, family,…
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Sellout? This Woman’s Parents Are Proud of Her
The incidents that signify the end of a punk’s life are varied, unpredictable, and often smelly, but there is no…
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Androgyny Win? This Doctor Believes Me Because He Thinks I’m a Man
Before embracing my naturally androgynous features, I tried to wax, contour, and push-up bra my way into feminization to avoid…
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Hot: This Woman Is Getting Edged by Her SSRI
Cumming is cool and all, but not cumming is what the real sex pros are doing. For some people, this…
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Opinion: I’m Sure We’ll All Laugh About This One Day in AA
Despite what your friends, family members, and recently assigned parole officer might say, circumstances that seem tragic right now will…
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So-Called Punk Owns Second Set of Sheets
JOLIET, Ill. — Squatmate of the infamous Hell House Rodney “Worm” Mason is facing doubt from his peers after they…
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Sad: Woman’s Most-Listened-to Artist This Year Was Her Inner Critic
In an unbelievable feat of self-contempt, one woman’s inner critic beat out over 100 million songs and 11 million different…
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