Sellout? This Woman’s Parents Are Proud of Her
The incidents that signify the end of a punk’s life are varied, unpredictable, and often smelly, but there is no…
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Androgyny Win? This Doctor Believes Me Because He Thinks I’m a Man
Before embracing my naturally androgynous features, I tried to wax, contour, and push-up bra my way into feminization to avoid…
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Hot: This Woman Is Getting Edged by Her SSRI
Cumming is cool and all, but not cumming is what the real sex pros are doing. For some people, this…
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Opinion: I’m Sure We’ll All Laugh About This One Day in AA
Despite what your friends, family members, and recently assigned parole officer might say, circumstances that seem tragic right now will…
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So-Called Punk Owns Second Set of Sheets
JOLIET, Ill. — Squatmate of the infamous Hell House Rodney “Worm” Mason is facing doubt from his peers after they…
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Sad: Woman’s Most-Listened-to Artist This Year Was Her Inner Critic
In an unbelievable feat of self-contempt, one woman’s inner critic beat out over 100 million songs and 11 million different…
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Gold Digger? My Wife Is Demanding I Pay Back All the Money I Owe Her
If you think giving women credit cards in 1974 and making spousal rape a crime in 1993 would be enough…
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15 Reasons I Stopped Going Through My Boyfriend’s Phone That Have Nothing To Do With Him Changing His Passcode
It's never okay to go through your partner's phone unless you have concrete evidence of infidelity, like seeing he randomly…
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Silver Lining? He Can’t Hide a Body Under His Bed if His Mattress Is on the Floor
It’s common sense that the higher a man's mattress is off the floor, the more secrets he’s hiding. Don’t believe…
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Sad: Dad Loved Kids Best Way He Knew How
There’s nothing sadder than finding out someone who sucks at their job was giving it their all, and this also…
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