Sad: Somebody Matched My Freak and Now We’re Both in State Prison
After years of circling the dating drain pool, I was almost ready to give up and accept my fate as…
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Five Jet Skis That Say, “She Left Me and Took the Kids”
Here are some fun facts you might not know about kids; they have more tastebuds than adults, they’re born ambidextrous,…
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Cult Classic? This Movie Sucks
As the self-appointed authority on all things film, I’d like to introduce you to a future cult classic so unnerving,…
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How to Spot the Signs of Addiction and Then Ignore Them
The mind is an incredible thing when used correctly, but it’s even more impressive when used incorrectly. Concerned coworkers and…
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Brain Cancer? This Woman Still Has a Headache After Taking Three Sips of Water
Walk down the corridors of an oncology wing anywhere in the country and you’ll learn just how “fair” life is.…
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How I Eliminated Negativity From My Life by Refusing to Check My Account Balance
Nietzsche said that if you gaze for long into an abyss, the abyss gazes also into you, which is why…
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If Alcohol Is So Dehydrating Why Did It Make Me Pee My Pants?
Doctors and scientists will tell you that alcohol is severely dehydrating, but doctors also used to prescribe lobotomies to anyone…
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Amazing: This Hungover Person Is Never Going To Drink Again for the Rest of Their Life
With god as his wittiness, Michael Towne will never wake up violently hungover lying in a bed of empty White…
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How I Became a Homeowner by Dying and Haunting the Property
With average housing prices hovering around the half-million dollar mark, I knew I’d never be a homeowner in my lifetime,…
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Man Celebrates 15 Years of Thinking of Going Sober
PORTLAND, Ore. — Local man Jeremy Squires is celebrating an astonishing 15 years of contemplating sobriety surrounded by friends, family,…
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