Dan Kozuh, Author at HARDTIMES

March 28, 2019

LONDON — ‘The Boy Who Lived’ and now-famous Auror Harry Potter has reportedly been inundated by donation request owls from…

March 27, 2019

Some of the great mysteries of music are: Who was Carly Simon talking about in ‘You’re So Vain’? What did…

March 27, 2019

ATLANTA — Bassist Adam Frost has joined local metal outfit Niceguy Genocide in a lucrative, two-year deal worth an estimated…

March 21, 2019

We here at The Hard Times believe we have our finger on the pulse of music culture. Well, we will…

March 19, 2019

ADDISON, Ill. — Former student Francis “Frankie” Murray received an honorary GED yesterday from the administration of Addison Trail High…

March 13, 2019

It is hard to believe Capitalism was once the lifeblood of America. That the our world lived and breathe by…

March 12, 2019

PORTSMOUTH, Va. — 24-year-old metalhead Jim Rainer expertly passed himself off as a middle-aged dock worker yesterday, without any additional…

March 11, 2019

NEW YORK — Barnes & Noble announced today that they will be adding a backroom hentai section to their stores…

March 9, 2019

DES MOINES, Iowa. — 13-year-old Ashley Miller received his first drum lesson last week from Stan’s Music Shack owner Stan…

March 8, 2019

PHILADELPHIA — Local man Alec Bayliff wore his finest Philadelphia Flyers jersey to his arraignment this morning to face his…