Dan Kozuh, Author at HARDTIMES

November 18, 2020

JERICHO, N.Y. — Recent college graduate and virtual intern at JPMorgan Chase Danny Galiardi has no idea what to do…

November 17, 2020

ASHEBORO, N.C. — Local punk Dean Brown set his morals and political ideologies aside again yesterday in order to shop…

November 14, 2020

DETROIT — Aging rocker Perry Dunn, frontman for the seminal hair metal band Töpsy Türvy, left his rented room at…

November 11, 2020

PHILADELPHIA — Local punk Dominique Martin was pleased to discover today that her total credit score was nine, believing this…

November 6, 2020

JASPER, Ark. — Local militia member Lance Hagan accidentally ate the three years' worth of emergency rations while anxiously watching…

November 5, 2020

So, here you are. Sitting in a dive bar in some town in Wisconsin. You just ordered your second round…

November 4, 2020

LOS ANGELES — Actor Ryan Renolds was reportedly worried about his mental health when he came across a photo of…

November 3, 2020

CHICAGO — A poll of citizens leaving a nondescript brick building today gave no new information on which to gauge…

October 30, 2020

Mindfulness meditation, the practice of remaining present and aware in the moment, has been sweeping America as 2020 only seemed…

October 28, 2020

IRVINE, Calif. — Fastidious and strict Irvine Public High School Principal Gene Jensen was assaulted at work yesterday by the…