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November 3, 2022

ST. AUGUSTINE, Fla. — Local woman Nina Hernandez reportedly took the time to pack and load the starter bass she…

August 28, 2022

PHILADELPHIA - Local venue The Jungle Room is having their most profitable summer season yet after introducing an enticing new…

April 26, 2022

RICHMOND, Va. — All but one of the residents of 135 Maple Street is dreading the onset of springtime weather,…

January 18, 2022

WASHINGTON — Two 20-step staircases at local venue The Disco Motel are among the most hated structures in the city,…

December 16, 2021

CHICAGO — Standing against the wall, milling about, or looking around while waiting for acts to play is considered the…

October 13, 2021

SPOKANE, Wash. — An adorable bandana-clad dog seen frequenting the town skate park is rumored to be a human under…

August 29, 2021

LOS ANGELES — A survey of celebrities in the most elite rehabilitation facilities throughout greater Los Angeles showed 40% of…

August 6, 2021

ASHEVILLE, N.C. — Local punk Shannon Kildare adheres to a unique, and potentially damaging, meal regimen of a granola bar…

July 6, 2021

SPRINGFIELD, Mass. — Staff and audience members at the newly reopened Cherry Pit reported a puzzling stench that may be…

May 6, 2021

Here at The Hard Times, we’re always trying to push science into new frontiers. We thought the Stanford marshmallow experiment…