Prodigy Punk Toddler Can Already Count to 1, 2, 1 2 3 4
SEATTLE — Local toddler Piper Huga brought pre-k class to a halt this week after counting to 2 then 4…
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Icy Sidewalk Causing Involuntary Skanking
SOMERVILLE, Mass. — Several winter storms and record low temps are causing city sidewalks to be nearly impassable by pedestrians…
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Bass From High School Completes Sixth Interstate Move Without Seeing Light of Day
ST. AUGUSTINE, Fla. — Local woman Nina Hernandez reportedly took the time to pack and load the starter bass she…
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Local Venue Has Most Profitable Summer Ever After Introducing Cigarette Flavored Popsicles
PHILADELPHIA - Local venue The Jungle Room is having their most profitable summer season yet after introducing an enticing new…
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Roommates Dreading Chucks Without Socks Season
RICHMOND, Va. — All but one of the residents of 135 Maple Street is dreading the onset of springtime weather,…
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Goddammit: Venue Has Stairs
WASHINGTON — Two 20-step staircases at local venue The Disco Motel are among the most hated structures in the city,…
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Best Part Of Show Was Standing Around Beforehand
CHICAGO — Standing against the wall, milling about, or looking around while waiting for acts to play is considered the…
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Skateboarding, Bandana Wearing Dog Actually Local Punk Under Witch’s Curse
SPOKANE, Wash. — An adorable bandana-clad dog seen frequenting the town skate park is rumored to be a human under…
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REPORT: 40% Of Celebrities in Rehab List Singing in Car With James Corden as Rock Bottom
LOS ANGELES — A survey of celebrities in the most elite rehabilitation facilities throughout greater Los Angeles showed 40% of…
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Granola Bar and Three Beers Before Show Considered Dinner
ASHEVILLE, N.C. — Local punk Shannon Kildare adheres to a unique, and potentially damaging, meal regimen of a granola bar…
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