John Danek
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ROSWELL, N.M. — Local bachelor Ian Rael felt optimistic about his first Hinge date with Emily Backovich, an event that…
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Erin McLaughlin
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ALBUQUERQUE, N.M. — Local man Gabriel Danforth is plagued with uncertainty about whether his 13-month-old Skullcandy headphones are broken after…
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MONTREAL — An alarming new study revealed that body dysmorphia diagnoses skyrocketed just hours after clothing manufacturer Gildan released a…
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Bobby Korec
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Let’s be honest, making new friends after the age of 22 is nearly impossible. I would know. I haven’t made…
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Bobby Korec
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LOS ANGELES — Local therapist Dr. Dana Therenspoon gave their patient exactly one month to live during a routine check-in,…
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Meg Scanlon
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I don’t want to brag, but I have figured out the secret to life. I know how to keep it…
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John Danek
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NASHVILLE — Legendary guitar manufacturer Gibson Brands, Inc. announced an incredibly weighty successor to its famous Les Paul guitar, monikered…
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Ryan Danley
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PITTSBURGH — Local punk Sam Allister’s life built entirely on doing things out of spite for the extreme bitterness of…
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Dom Turek
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HEMPSTEAD, N.Y. — A new study by Hofstra University has found that 100 percent of moms nationwide agree they’ve never…
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Bobby Korec
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SEATTLE — Highly sought-after emotional support golden retriever Dr. Buttons Wigglesworth was reportedly not accepting new patients due to unusually…
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