Kathy Lynch
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September 28, 2023
SEATTLE — Starbucks officials announced that the chain will now sell straight-up garbage for customers to throw in the fucking…
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Ben Friedman
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August 16, 2023
OAKLAND, Calif. — Tenants of a local punk house are locked in a bitter discourse of what actually constitutes garbage,…
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Doug Kolic
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August 13, 2023
PATERSON, N.J. — Local garbage collector Vince LePaglia couldn’t believe the putrid stench emanating from the tour van of punk…
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Nathan Kamal
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August 7, 2022
SAN BERNARDINO, Calif. — Lifelong punk and mother of three Annette “Annarchy” Gustavson reportedly insisted that her entire family exhaustively…
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Heather Cook
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August 5, 2021
TOKYO — Trash stacking Olympian for Team USA, and resented roommate, Erica Forman qualified for the Tokyo 2020 finals of…
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WASHINGTON — Far-right conspiracy theorist and representative for Georgia’s 14th congressional district, Marjorie Taylor Greene, exceeded previous fundraising efforts after…
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Ken Taro
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January 30, 2021
SAN FRANCISCO — Local crust punk David Wong firmly believes that “corporations are an evil plague on society,” which is…
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John Danek
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October 25, 2020
DES MOINES, Iowa — Local Lowe’s manager Darrell Winchester removed Slipknot percussionist Shawn “Clown” Crahan from the store again last…
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Pete GK
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February 21, 2020
Goddammit, I can’t believe this happened again. I take my Trash out every Monday and for a while things were…
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Lawrence Scotti
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January 22, 2020
It’s that time of the day. You must distract yourself from the momentary mundaneness of a simple chore. That garbage…
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