Kathy Lynch											 
										 
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											September 28, 2023										 
									 
									
										SEATTLE — Starbucks officials announced that the chain will now sell straight-up garbage for customers to throw in the fucking…									
									
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												Ben Friedman											 
										 
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											August 16, 2023										 
									 
									
										OAKLAND, Calif. — Tenants of a local punk house are locked in a bitter discourse of what actually constitutes garbage,…									
									
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												Doug Kolic											 
										 
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											August 13, 2023										 
									 
									
										PATERSON, N.J. — Local garbage collector Vince LePaglia couldn’t believe the putrid stench emanating from the tour van of punk…									
									
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												Nathan Kamal											 
										 
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											August 7, 2022										 
									 
									
										SAN BERNARDINO, Calif. — Lifelong punk and mother of three Annette “Annarchy” Gustavson reportedly insisted that her entire family exhaustively…									
									
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												Heather Cook											 
										 
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											August 5, 2021										 
									 
									
										TOKYO — Trash stacking Olympian for Team USA, and resented roommate, Erica Forman qualified for the Tokyo 2020 finals of…									
									
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										WASHINGTON — Far-right conspiracy theorist and representative for Georgia’s 14th congressional district, Marjorie Taylor Greene, exceeded previous fundraising efforts after…									
									
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												Ken Taro											 
										 
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											January 30, 2021										 
									 
									
										SAN FRANCISCO — Local crust punk David Wong firmly believes that “corporations are an evil plague on society,” which is…									
									
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												John Danek											 
										 
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											October 25, 2020										 
									 
									
										DES MOINES, Iowa — Local Lowe’s manager Darrell Winchester removed Slipknot percussionist Shawn “Clown” Crahan from the store again last…									
									
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												Pete GK											 
										 
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											February 21, 2020										 
									 
									
										Goddammit, I can’t believe this happened again. I take my Trash out every Monday and for a while things were…									
									
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												Lawrence Scotti											 
										 
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											January 22, 2020										 
									 
									
										It’s that time of the day. You must distract yourself from the momentary mundaneness of a simple chore. That garbage…									
									
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