Josh Klasco
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DENVER — Local man Liam Cooper announced that a peanut butter and jelly sandwich his girlfriend charitably made for him…
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Walker MacDonald
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ENCINO, Cali. — West coast hip hop artist Travis MacKinnon, known in the music world as Beezy P, admitted that…
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Dan Rice
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Breaking up with someone is always difficult, but at least when you’re ending a romantic relationship there is a template…
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Josh Klasco
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DENVER — Local man Matti Mukdam was found dead in his apartment last week, one day after his 30th birthday,…
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VANCOUVER, Wash. — Local neo-fascist Greg Pough retired as an active member of the Proud Boys today following a three-second…
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Ben Friedman
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OAKLAND, Calif. — Local punk dad Tim “Trashcan” McCarthy was shocked and disturbed yesterday after discovering a regular issue of…
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The Hard Times Staff
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ROANOKE, Va. — Local mother Jodi Forenza fulfilled her 26-year-old son Tony’s Christmas wish by purchasing him a three-pack of…
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Jeremy Kaplowitz
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SAN FRANCISCO — Tesla, Inc. CEO Elon Musk announced today that he will be raising his son X Æ A-Xii…
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Bobby Korec
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CLEVELAND — Local metalhead and father Bruce Howardt could not teach his son the simple basics of shaving yesterday due…
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Billy Patterson
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HAGERSTOWN, Md. — After months of working from home, local parents Ron and Melinda Zimmerman came to the stunning realization…
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