Tim Sheard
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If you’re reading this, we know you’re just as much of a fan of sucking, fucking, and stroking as we…
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John Danek
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BUTLER, Pa. — All early signs are revealing that new human being Emery Lloyd is not a badass in any…
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Tim Graham
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FAIRHAVEN, Mass. — A new baby daughter helped local couple Ben and Hannah Brenner reconnect, though her arrival signaled the…
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Kyle Donley
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Parenting is full of tough conversations — the birds and the bees, where do we come from, and the dreaded…
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Doug Kolic
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STILLWATER, Okla. — A pathetic local loser believes that he and his 11-year-old son are best friends, according to nearby…
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Dom Turek
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DENTON, Texas — A local father is left wondering, "Where did I go wrong," after resigning himself to the grim…
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Steve Packosky
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DULUTH, Minn. — Prolific singer-songwriter Bob Dylan revealed that every member of ‘90s rock group The Wallflowers, in addition to…
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Evan Vest
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TACOMA, Wash. — Local cash-strapped punk father Eric Mallory was left with no other choice but to boil and eat…
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Rachel Hein
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It’s Jacob’s mother’s birthday, and he wants you to know his mom is his whole world… His hero. His queen.…
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Matt Husser
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SACRAMENTO, Calif. — Local 13-year-old Elliot Johnson was reportedly crossing his fingers today hoping that his dad would never come…
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