It’s a complex web of ideologies out there. Our society both progresses and regresses a mile a minute, and if you don’t keep up, you…
It is very important that cisgender white males like myself take our privilege and use it in service to various communities that need our support.…
How I Turned the News About Police Shooting Unarmed Minorities into an Unsuccessful Petition for a Black Spider-Man Movie
Look, I’m just a normal person. Believe it or not, not all heroes wear capes. While I do own several capes, they were safe in…
Not every hero fights on the front line. I mean, most can be found there, and that’s cool, but what about the rest of us?…
It’s really not a big deal, but I should let you all know, I just added the phrase, “let’s unpack that” to my vocabulary. All…
Woke Dude Putting Everyone To Sleep
COLUMBUS, Ohio — “Woke dude” Pete McNamara lulled a once-thriving party into collective slumber after vocalizing his socially progressive opinions, according to extremely disinterested listeners.…
I’m Not Gentrifying This City, It Was My Rich White Asshole of a Dad Who Bought the Apartment
The sketchy people in this neighborhood are always saying I gentrified this city. But what they don’t know is this: I don’t even pay rent…
As far as I can tell, social media websites serve primarily as stomping grounds for trolls to insult beautiful souls like myself for committing the…
As a Woke Synesthete I Don’t Hear Color
Synesthesia is a neurological phenomenon where wires get crossed in the brain mixing up the senses. For example, synesthetes might smell numbers or taste feelings.…
I believe in free speech. So I know in this politically correct society we live in, at some point someone will call me a racist.…
Too Far! Some Liberal Snowflake Made Fun of Something I Like
Anyone who knows me knows that I love a good joke. Poking a little fun at someone else’s expense is always good for a chuckle.…
Sometimes you come across a story that is just so inspiring, you have to say, “Wow, that’s pretty neat.” After weeks of depressing stories about…
You Need to Stop Using the Word ‘Dumb,’ It’s Offensive to Absolute Fucking Morons
We’ve all been out with friends when someone makes a silly mistake and a friend (who you would otherwise consider a good person) uses the…
As an Ally I Only Masturbate to Pornography Featuring POC
In my day to day life I do whatever I can to be an advocate for marginalized communities in America. As a straight white male…
I Believe in Safe Spaces and I Will Kill for That Belief
I believe very strongly in the concept of safe spaces in the underground music scene. It’s imperative for all venues in this scene to be…














