Hey man, great set the other night! You really knocked 'em dead. I know you're probably wondering why you didn't…
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SAN DIEGO — Impoverished punk Greg “Spike” Templeton couldn’t be happier that his favorite band was not touring anywhere near…
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Audrey Vieira
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WACO, Texas — Local punk Brianna “Gutpack” Mullhall was visibly upset upon learning Chip and Joanna Gaines will soon renovate…
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Patrick Crooks
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NEW YORK — Local man Brian Crowley issued a press release begging anyone he encounters to please stop recommending television…
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Kevin Tit
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I’m a real one, bro. Been around since back in the fucking day. So when my little brother wanted to…
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Tim Graham
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PENSACOLA, Fla. — A group of show promoters commissioned Nicole Kidman to appear in a video similar to her infamous…
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Eric Navarro
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There comes a time in every person’s life when they need to give a harsh truth to an elder loved…
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Doug Kolic
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LOS GATOS, Calif. – Netflix is reportedly set to announce new cost-cutting measures to replace executives in charge of developing…
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Zachary Wolf
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My girlfriend Liz recently attended her first metal show, and here are 10 things she said. It’s Nice Not to…
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John Danek
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PETALUMA, Calif. — Indie/jangle pop band Diet Water vowed that they will never play a show in Israel out of…
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