Bobby Korec
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ANTIGO, Wisc. — Courteous 6’3” man Chris Haller offered to narrate the action happening on stage at a local Wet…
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Nathan Kamal
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The time has finally come: you're about to see your favorite band at the Mud Crotch, your town's best and…
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Hey man, great set the other night! You really knocked 'em dead. I know you're probably wondering why you didn't…
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SAN DIEGO — Impoverished punk Greg “Spike” Templeton couldn’t be happier that his favorite band was not touring anywhere near…
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Audrey Vieira
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WACO, Texas — Local punk Brianna “Gutpack” Mullhall was visibly upset upon learning Chip and Joanna Gaines will soon renovate…
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Patrick Crooks
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NEW YORK — Local man Brian Crowley issued a press release begging anyone he encounters to please stop recommending television…
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Kevin Tit
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I’m a real one, bro. Been around since back in the fucking day. So when my little brother wanted to…
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Tim Graham
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PENSACOLA, Fla. — A group of show promoters commissioned Nicole Kidman to appear in a video similar to her infamous…
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Eric Navarro
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There comes a time in every person’s life when they need to give a harsh truth to an elder loved…
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Doug Kolic
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LOS GATOS, Calif. – Netflix is reportedly set to announce new cost-cutting measures to replace executives in charge of developing…
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