Dianne Nora
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AMHERST, N.Y. — Claudia Piper has selected the dress that she will vomit André Spumante all over this New Year’s…
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Heather Cook
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DODGE CITY, Kan. — Local adult Amelie Hartman was spotted pathetically trying to keep up with the latest trends by…
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Patrick Coyne
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COLLINGSWOOD, N.J. — A local gang of librarians are accused of assaulting homeowner Jessica Wheatley over the installation of a…
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Nick Ortolani
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GARY, Ind. — Cass Pollard was shocked this Christmas to discover that their partner’s family apparently opens Christmas presents stone-cold…
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Bobby Korec
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SEATTLE — Local guitarist Griffin Barens carefully submerged his soaked amplifier into 10,000 pounds of uncooked rice after playing a…
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Stephen Bell
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CANAL WINCHESTER, Ohio — Local man Evan Taylor found himself the unwitting winner of his friend’s ugly Christmas sweater party…
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Dan Kozuh
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LAKE FOREST, Calif. — Local high school band teacher Kurt Hill has yet to reveal to his students that he…
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Anna Walsh
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CHICAGO — Standing against the wall, milling about, or looking around while waiting for acts to play is considered the…
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Dan Rice
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HOBOKEN, N.J. — The members of local emo band Featherhoof were reportedly overwhelmed with gratitude when longtime fan and friend…
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Ryan Danley
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DENVER — Local cryptocurrency trader, Evan Silver, pushed the limits of the definition of ‘friend' when discussing a current relationship…
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