Ted Pillow
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WASHINGTON — Vice President Mike Pence announced plans today to protect American citizens from the coronavirus by sending all infected…
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NEW YORK — A recent report from Overpower-Overcome Enterprises found that last year’s inordinate number of backstabbings ground the hardcore…
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Jason VanSlycke
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COMMERCE CITY, Co. — A bag of drugs successfully made it through a concert security line early yesterday afternoon without…
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DENVER — Local pornography enthusiast Brett Wallace was caught off guard moments ago by an advertisement for Democratic presidential candidate…
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Ryan Werner
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IOWA CITY, Iowa — Local crust punk Elliot Schreiber had the dick tattoo on his face completely blacked out by…
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Shea Strauss
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SOUTH BEND, Ind. — Mayor Pete Buttigieg held a press conference today to announce the end of his presidential campaign…
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CARSON, Calif. — Tampa Bay Vipers stand-out kicker Andrew Franks outraged fans and pundits last week after refusing to stand…
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Doug Francisco
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BOULDER, Colo. — Straight edge kid Patrick Cohen attempted to make his cat Bucket alert and calm Tuesday afternoon by…
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Dom Turek
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MOAB, Utah — Local woman and alleged 10-year “social smoker” Keria Morley has virtually no known social life outside of…
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Mark Bouchard
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NAPERVILLE, Ill. — 26-year old DIY punk and scene fixture Jax Williamson will use dental floss to fix almost anything…
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