Rachel Hein
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So you laughed, huh? You screwed the pooch. You got too comfortable, let your guard down for just a moment,…
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Scott Murray
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DETROIT — A mixture of ridicule and disgust caused local man Derek Jones to announce his new mustache is not…
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Dan Kozuh
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It seems like every other day a news report comes about concerning a new type of upper, downer, psychedelic, or…
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Johnny Sparkles
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BEND, Ore. — Local crust punk Exena Groman admitted that she is only able to relieve her bladder if multiple…
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John Danek
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LAS VEGAS — Radio rock stalwarts The Killers apologized to fans yesterday morning after realizing that they missed an obvious,…
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Peter Woods
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APPLETON, Wis. — Teenage prodigy Shari Ford is being hailed as the next great bassist after mastering the electric bass…
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Jason VanSlycke
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LOS ANGELES — Film director and Limp Bizkit frontman Fred Durst put an end to years of debate by issuing…
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Rachel Steele
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PHILADELPHIA — Office hero Tom Rafferty was kind enough to unmute his microphone during the company’s team meeting so he…
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Patrick Coyne
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MILWAUKEE — Delusional local man Rick Crawford is convinced coworker Mary Schneider’s barely-concealed hostility toward him is all part of…
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Ryan Danley
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PRESCOTT, Ariz. — FBI Agent Dan Trolley defused a tense standoff with local police over the jurisdiction of a crime…
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