Ben Friedman
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July 28, 2021
ASBURY PARK, N.J. — Scene legend known only as “Kowalski” has informed multiple local bars and government entities that the…
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Nathan Kamal
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July 24, 2021
WASHINGTON — United States Capitol building ghost, Josiah H. Hubbard, confirmed that he feels a cold chill through his very…
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Nathan Kamal
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July 20, 2021
Enough is enough! The American government is at a standstill. Our own seat of political power is hopelessly compromised all…
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Dianne Nora
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July 15, 2021
CAMBRIDGE, Mass. — A new study by Harvard University confirmed the best way to secure work is to remind the…
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Dianne Nora
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July 10, 2021
WASHINGTON — Harold Fortner, a lobbyist for a major petroleum company, reportedly received a targeted ad on his Facebook account…
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Alternative journalism makes for strange bedfellows, that’s just the way it goes. But every now and then it puts you…
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James Knapp
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June 12, 2021
LOS ANGELES — Recently vaccinated man Albert Kalomatsos posted his out-of-focus vaccine selfie weeks too late for it to even…
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Sophie Len
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June 5, 2021
Hold on to your butts because this is huge. The government has officially confirmed the existence of UFOs and, presuming…
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WASHINGTON — Far-right conspiracy theorist and representative for Georgia’s 14th congressional district, Marjorie Taylor Greene, exceeded previous fundraising efforts after…
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Nick Ortolani
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December 13, 2020
WOODLAWN, Md. — A recent government study indicates that fans of thrash metal will finally be eligible for Social Security…
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