NBC’s "Friends" remains one of the most successful sitcoms in television history, breaking ratings records throughout its run and maintaining…
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Rob Steinberg
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BERKELEY, Calif. — Local house sitter and frequent self gratifier David Baker is currently debating how long into his job…
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Dicky Stock
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SEATTLE — Bill and Melinda Gates assured friends, family, and fans that they fully intend to continue working with their…
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Charles Bill
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ANYTOWN, USA — Darrell “Sloppy” Jones, the wacky friend and outlandish next-door neighbor from teen sitcom “Janey and Joey,” reportedly…
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Kevin Tit
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VIRGINIA BEACH, Va. — A recent study of your entire friend group came to the unimpeachable conclusion that Daniel Jordan,…
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Dan Rice
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Cultural sensibilities change and evolve over time. In our current cultural climate there are just certain things you could get…
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Ryan Danley
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WASHINGTON — Father Damien Karras was elated to hear during a recent conversation with the demon Pazuzu that his recently…
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Dan Kozuh
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CHICAGO — Local punk Gary “Crutch” Burke’s girlfriend Jacquelyn Flowers, who helped Burke get off of drugs, stop living on…
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Ryan Danley
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DORAL, Fla. — Professional swimwear model and University of Miami co-ed Sarah Nguyen has sadly found her countless attempts at…
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Erin McLaughlin
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HYANNIS, Mass. — Local woman and generally uncertain person Anne Levy is on a desperate quest to validate her supposed…
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