Sarah Cortina
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SACRAMENTO, Calif. — Local insufferable man Mitch Roberts announced recently that he was “about to be so annoying,” a sentiment…
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Doug Kolic
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I’ve heard of people getting their identities stolen, but what I just experienced takes it to a whole other level.…
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Patrick Coyne
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CLEVELAND — Friend of local polycule Devin Dietrich admitted to feeling “left out” during platonic activities that don’t require seven…
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Neel Bhakta
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SEATTLE — Local barista and dull plebian Marcella Flores was recently alerted that her longtime friend of 20 years has…
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Stephen Bell
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Reel Big Fish is, without a doubt, the greatest ska band that came about as a result of third-wave ska…
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Ben Friedman
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Morrissey is one of the most divisive figures in entertainment. On one hand, a large portion of his work has…
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Stephen Bell
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UPPER ARLINGTON, Ohio — Local fucking genius music critic Sam Buchman recently made very poignant critiques of all of their…
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Samuel Abraham
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As I ponder the waxing moon in contemplative solemnity, free of any obligations either vocational or especially social on this…
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WEST HOLLYWOOD, Calif. — Polyamorous woman Leanne Farina is experiencing the struggle of finding a different group chat in which…
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Sara Tabin
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SALEM, Mass. — Your friend Jared Bunter finally reached out today to let you know about his band’s upcoming gig…
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