ANN ARBOR, Mich. – Local man Paul Costas disappeared after trying to tie his shoes in the midst of a forming pit at a beatdown…
DENTON, Texas — Members of the local emo band Bike Seat revealed a Sam’s Club membership is the only reason why their longtime bassist has…
It’s the holiday season and while normies are arguing over whether Halloween or Christmas is better, I know the real answer is Thanksgiving. I couldn’t…
REXBURG, Idaho – Touring hardcore band Wishcast recently announced they’re changing their entire tour schedule because a single Idahoan was upset the band wasn’t coming…
MTV had it all figured out during the ‘80s and ‘90s. The music video is the ideal art form, the one that stands atop all…
Texas is the proud home of failing power grids, an ever-expanding system of highways, and idiotic Republican politicians making sure every psycho with a gun…
College. These are the good ol’ days if you were a loser in high school and then continued being a loser after college. There’s so…
2015 had a lot to offer. There was that one new Ought album and life hadn’t totally gone down the shitter yet. But the cream…
It’s not every day that you get to see your little sister’s fifth wedding. The sight of her rounding the corner and walking down the…
Being an adult is tough. There are taxes and oil changes, eventually, you’d do anything for a moment of peace and quiet. Even when I’m…
PORTLAND, Ore. – Goth and frequent cemetery visitor Madison Gardiner had her day ruined by a “comically loud” grieving family saying a last farewell to…
One day you’re a kid riding your bike to the park and the next you’re an adult on your knees pleading with God to show…
ASHEVILLE, N.C. – Singer-songwriter Elaina Driver was booed last night after audience members were disappointed that she didn’t sound as sad and pathetic as she…