Bassist Only in Band Because of Sam’s Club Membership
DENTON, Texas — Members of the local emo band Bike Seat revealed a Sam’s Club membership is the only reason…
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15 New Bands to Casually Bring Up at Thanksgiving to Remind Everyone You’re The Cool Uncle
It’s the holiday season and while normies are arguing over whether Halloween or Christmas is better, I know the real…
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Opinion: Aren’t You a Little Too Old To Be Having Fun on a Tuesday Night?
Hey, you. Yeah, the guy with black square-frame glasses and skinny jeans. Sorry, I was just minding my own business,…
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Band Rearranges Entire Schedule to Cater to Single Fan Who Commented “No Idaho?” on Tour Announcement Post
REXBURG, Idaho – Touring hardcore band Wishcast recently announced they’re changing their entire tour schedule because a single Idahoan was…
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Nothing Happened Today, Not A Single Bit of News to Cover, so Here Are All of PUP’s Music Videos Ranked
MTV had it all figured out during the ‘80s and ‘90s. The music video is the ideal art form, the…
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14 Bands From Texas That Might Be the Only Redeeming Element of That Festering Hell Hole
Texas is the proud home of failing power grids, an ever-expanding system of highways, and idiotic Republican politicians making sure…
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15 Bands You’ll Listen to in College to Avoid Being Seen as a Complete Loser
College. These are the good ol’ days if you were a loser in high school and then continued being a…
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We Sat Down With That Crazy Guitar Guy From “Mad Max: Fury Road” and Asked Him Whether He Prefers a Maple or Rosewood Fretboard
2015 had a lot to offer. There was that one new Ought album and life hadn’t totally gone down the…
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We Reviewed Our Sister’s Wedding Playlist and Now Our Mom Is Asking Us To Apologize
It’s not every day that you get to see your little sister’s fifth wedding. The sight of her rounding the…
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We Let Our Niece Mess Around With Our Phone and Now All of Our Instagram Posts Look Like Belle & Sebastian Album Covers
Being an adult is tough. There are taxes and oil changes, eventually, you’d do anything for a moment of peace…
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