Kevin Burke
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March 26, 2024
GLENDALE, Ariz. – Self-proclaimed “free-thinker” Rob Greenfield was spotted motionless at his cousin Jenna’s wedding on Saturday night, even refusing…
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Ben Friedman
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February 28, 2024
ALEXANDRIA, Va. — A bombshell study recently revealed a Conservative think tank spent $40 million trying to find a way…
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Sean Fallon
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February 10, 2024
WASHINGTON — Large factions of America’s right-wing who idolize Winston Churchill were united in horror at learning that he had…
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Stephen Bell
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February 8, 2024
WASHINGTON – Officials at the Supreme Court announced their decision on whether or not Donald Trump should be allowed on…
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Traye Holland
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February 3, 2024
LAS CRUCES, N.M. — Local man Gregory Cross had a distinct mullet that either made him seem like the most…
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Dan Rice
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February 2, 2024
Our Uncle Hewlit was never the brightest bulb in the box. He’s the sort of guy who is highly susceptible…
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Greg Smith
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January 22, 2024
LOS ANGELES — Dragula, the macabre drag racing car immortalized by musician Rob Zombie, believes today’s generation has become “soft,”…
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Bobby Korec
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January 11, 2024
MENDHAM TOWNSHIP, N.J. — The notoriously hardworking Chris Christie began preparing for his 2028 presidential election dropout announcement mere hours…
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Sam LiButti
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December 24, 2023
DETROIT — Local man Stuart Bask magically began his transformation into an unfunny conservative after he accidentally killed comedian Tim…
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Alex Vlahov
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November 14, 2023
STAUNTON, Va. — Local board members at Staunton’s Green Hills of Grace Church are vocally championing J.K. Rowling, despite enforcing…
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