Jeremiah Towle
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You’ve probably heard that my little business venture has been getting a lot of attention lately, and not just because…
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RJ Atkinson
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EASTON, Md. — Local misogynist Bryce Turner is starting to suspect that he, in addition to MSNBC, are to blame…
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Charles Bill
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SAN ANTONIO, Texas — Local right-wing conservative Tom Rospin wore a MAGA hat to the airport to let the flight…
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Steve Packosky
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BIRMINGHAM, England — A large number of the attendees of Black Sabbath’s upcoming reunion show at Villa Park announced their…
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Ian Steffé
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BENSON, Ariz. — Keith Donner, a 45-year-old autobody technician, believes he is one of the fabled “good guys with a…
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James Knapp
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"Game of Thrones:" the acclaimed HBO fantasy-drama that proved incontrovertibly that Americans will watch literally anything if you cram enough…
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John Danek
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SANTA CRUZ, Calif. — Insufferable penny-pinching hipster Paul Sandor recently began the cost-cutting and dickhead-looking practice of rolling his own…
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Lauren Sewell
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OMAHA, Neb. — Local personal trainer Chance “Hard Knock” Turner has been seen tearing across town in defiance of myriad…
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Krissy Howard
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HAMPTON, Va. — Some stupid-ass bitch with her head up her ass who cut me off coming down Jefferson just…
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Krissy Howard
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HAMPTON, Va. — Some stupid-ass bitch with her head up her ass who cut me off coming down Jefferson just…
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