I’ve been sober for two years and in that time I’ve noticed a lot of misconceptions about life without alcohol. People seem to think it’s…
GAINESVILLE, Fla. — Local DIY punk veterans the Splatz, who have been doing-it-themselves for nearly two years, now wish somebody else would step in to…
SEATTLE — The dismal sales of a T-shirt featuring an amazing design were blamed on the inclusion of the band name Love Drinking Pee-Pee, potential…
A team of researchers at Indiana University asked 14,902 people spread across five different continents to hum the song they were currently having trouble remembering…
The cheesy yet undeniably catchy Baker Street is best known for an anthemic saxophone solo that is universally beloved by dads around the world. Whether…
AUSTIN, Texas — All-around nice guy Ken Ludlow has reportedly found himself in another long-term relationship with a woman despite his wanting to “just be…
CLEVELAND — Scene veteran and new father Darnell Tyler set out this week to prove his critics wrong by showing that, despite his new parental…
Nostalgia sure is great, right? Just good clean fun, yes sir! Why not take a quick look at these near-forgotten cartoons from your childhood, and…
NEW YORK — The Rabinowitzes, a family of New York hardcore Jews, have already finished their Hanukkah celebration this year, tearing through the entire process…
Hollywood has made some pretty progressive strides in the last few years. The wage gap between actors and actresses is shrinking, and with films like…
There is a great disturbance in the force: the disturbance of a healthy childhood. While the release of The Last Jedi is sure to bring…
PLYMOUTH, Mass. — Local parent Marsha Douglas still isn’t sure exactly what foods family friend and vegan Carolyn Hansen will eat, sources confirmed earlier today.…
LOS ANGELES — After nearly five decades and 15 studio albums, Aerosmith will be inducted into the Mediocre, Unremarkable, Middle-of-the-Road Bullshit Hall of Fame in…
Futurists predict that within several decades, sex with robots will be a normal and accepted facet of the human experience. But if you ask me,…
Growing up I thought high school was gonna be full of parties and whacky hijinks where my three best friends and I would chase girls…