LONG ISLAND, N.Y. – Despite protests from friends and family, pizza-faced straight edge teen Mike Mitrione continues to refuse acne treatment, claiming he “doesn’t need…
PROVIDENCE, R.I. – Local vegan Sean Paige has come under a lot of scrutiny by the vegan community after savagely and maliciously stomping a bug…
Dog Pile is the weekly comic created by Justin Melkmann of New York punk band World War IX. Check back next Sunday for more!
ATHENS, Ga. – Patrons of the Georgia Square Mall watched in horror as local punk Bobby Lamb was nearly pulled into a moving escalator when…
PEORIA, Ill. – Music fan Chase Fuller, 17, revealed to The Hard Times that he trims his pubes before every show “just in case some…
Tax season is coming to a close quicker than most of us would like to admit. With that in mind, it is time to start…
Dog Pile is the weekly comic created by Justin Melkmann of New York punk band World War IX. Check back next Sunday for more!
YUMA, Ariz. – Derek Dunkerly, 22, is an up-and-coming drug addict who hopes to one day achieve his dreams of becoming a full-fledged junkie. Unlike most drug users who…
PORTLAND, Ore. – Local feminist Leanne Kemp has had a long-burning hatred for the groundbreaking aviator Amelia Earhart, a secret that could ruin her standing in…
CLEVELAND – Infamous conservative hardcore band One Life Crew announced this week that they have reunited and will kick off their ‘American Valuez’ 2015 tour with…
MYRTLE BEACH, S.C. – A new DIY space was shut down on Tuesday, three minutes after being conceived by a group of local punks at…
ANAHEIM, Calif. — A stage dive currently in progress at a hardcore show in Anaheim, California is going terribly wrong, according to multiple witnesses live…
JERUSALEM— Nardwuar, the Human Serviette, known for his well-researched interviews and thoughtful gifts for his interviewees shocked his latest subject, Jesus Christ, with the original…
Dog Pile is the weekly comic created by Justin Melkmann of New York punk band World War IX. Check back next Sunday for more!
RENO, Nev. – In a tale that seems to be as old as time itself, local teenager Micah Hoff has expressed his continued embarrassment at the…