Does the My Chemical Romance singer think I’m stupid? He clearly must think I’m a big fucking joke if he assumes I’m dumb enough to…
LEXINGTON, Ky. — Local musician Teddie Hutchinson broke his 23-day streak of avoiding anything resembling a natural food when he accidentally ingested a mouthful of…
Oh no! Those awful specters are back, ready to teach me a supernatural lesson of redemption, just in time for the holidays! Well, even though…
SEATTLE — Self-proclaimed Twitter activist Rachel Morrow claimed that if they had access to a functioning time machine they would use it to travel back…
Do you ever wonder what happened to these disappointing heartthrobs that left my mom high and dry in the early 90s? I sure do! I…
CHICAGO — Standing against the wall, milling about, or looking around while waiting for acts to play is considered the favorite part of shows at…
washington — in honor of legendary author, academic and activist bell hooks, president biden has declared that all capital letters in the united states be…
BUFFALO, N.Y. — Local vending machine technician Jeremy Powell realized while looking through old photographs that “in the smoking section at the Denny’s on Delaware…
DES MOINES, Iowa — Local man Dale Harrison was admitted to the ICU at St. Mary’s Hospital last Thursday after discovering that the drummer of…
Dear vindictive Japanese cartoon watchers, You know me as the “sack of shit” who referred to The Grinch as “anime” in a now-viral blog post.…
ROCKLAND, Maine — A disheveled old sea captain enthralled patrons of the Drunken Algae Tavern last night, telling a harrowing tale of the time he…
Movies! We all love them. Some people, too much. We searched far and wide for people who love movies more than anything else in the…
CLEVELAND — Local frontman and full-time IT specialist Kirk Lawson alerted members of his band Nuggitzz that they would once again need to change their…
Folk music! Are there any more beautiful two words in the English language? In the early 1960s, a resurgent interest in traditional music caused a…
HOBOKEN, N.J. — The members of local emo band Featherhoof were reportedly overwhelmed with gratitude when longtime fan and friend David Ketwaller remarked that they…