BOSTON — The lead singer of local indie band Electric Ice Cubes admitted to being confused and “in awe” as to how the lights in…
BALTIMORE — Local ungrateful son Jacob Atwal ignored what became one of many concerned texts from his mother until he was done sifting through PornHub,…
LOS ANGELES — Local mother Meredith Jordan was brought to the attention of Child Protective Services for engaging in activities that don’t include her kids,…
So you’re blowing off steam after work at an LA Dive bar when you notice, more than a few times, this artsy-looking couple across the…
BERLIN, Wisc. — Local friend Cassie Aragon was not sure whether to meet Maggie Baumgarter’s news that she’s pregnant with excitement or deep sympathy after…
Love him or hate him, there will only ever be one GG Allin (hopefully). Here is a compilation of some of the craziest facts about…
LAS VEGAS — Local couple Riley Flores and Sarah Murkowski are under the false impression that their constant arguing is a fun quirk of their…
To the untrained eye, SEPTA bus 8111 appears to be any other 2005 New Flyer D40LF. It is capable of an impressive 450 horsepower and…
CHICAGO — Local music pirate Adam Crawford attempted to get members of Space Motel to play “Free Bird” by shouting out the name of a…
This one simple trick will change your life! Because whether you know it or not, you’ve been peeling bananas wrong your whole life. Yes, you.…
EUGENE, Ore. — Lesbian-owned tattoo parlor Rock Scissored Paper offers its dedicated clientele a variety of tattoo options as long as they are Celtic knots…
It started out like any other Tuesday. I was day-drinking with my usual tallboys of Bud Light Chelada with Clamato, when I realized that I…
SEATTLE — Self-described “devotee” of metal vocalist and former Dillinger Escape Plan frontman Greg Puciato, Logan Diedrich, realized his life’s ambition of meeting his idol…
I am here today to talk about a false equivalency that has finally bothered me to the breaking point. Folks, the weather is not “Bipolar.”…
LOS ANGELES – Local man Salvador Gunez was alarmed and concerned following the aggressiveness with which his friend Seth Richter smashed a Cinco de Mayo…