Each week, The Hard Times travels back and reviews a notable album from the past. This time around we’re taking a look at Descendents’ third…
LINCOLN, Neb. — Local drunk Peter Brooks was outraged to find that despite holding the high score on the bar’s AC/DC pinball machine bartender Ben…
Short men are having a well-deserved, and long overdue moment. We are seeing more men of short stature represented in Hollywood, Tinder screenshots of taller…
NEW YORK — Local Band Twice Forgotten is ecstatic in their naivety after negotiating their first record contract despite the fact the executive clearly said…
Every vegetarian has been there: a well-meaning friend offers you meat at a dinner party, and you don’t know how to say no. Here are…
NEW YORK — Friends of departed punk Malcom Kelly paid tribute to him on the one-year anniversary of this death by doing everything that led…
Waaaay back in 2008 we sat down with the bestselling author of “Sex, Drugs & Cocoa Puffs,” Chuck Klosterman, for a brief interview to both…
SYRACUSE, N.Y. – Local goth Sarah Lashley is rejecting modern bedding options and instead chooses to sleep in a casket resting on the floor, confirmed…
First off, let me profusely apologize for asking if this gig pays. I had no idea how much it would possibly offend you, the promoter,…
BERKELEY, Calif. — A popular local hacky-sack circle broke late yesterday afternoon up over key creative disagreements among its many members, sources report. “I’ve loved…
Misinformation may be the single biggest threat to our democracy and unquestionably to blame for the growing divide in this country. But you know what?…
ANN ARBOR, Mich. — Local man Rick Anderson remains ignorant to the fact that the generous beer donations he makes to his neighbors’ basement shows…
Each week, The Hard Times takes a look back at a classic album, some of which are easier to find through a cursory Google search…
PROVIDENCE, R.I. — Accountant Keith Lowell has the suffix “guitar” at the end of his Instagram handle despite showing no signs nor evidence of having…
Ever get the feeling that you’re stuck in the same cycle of events repeating themselves over and over again? We all feel that way from…