Okay, I’m cool. Sure I’ve had 11 PBRs on an empty stomach, but there is no way I’m gonna be in the bathroom when Shit…
Some truths feel so obvious it almost seems absurd to think you’d ever have to explain them, let alone defend them in an official statement…
The past decade has not been kind to the pickup artist community. Ever since PUAs entered the mainstream, the media has described our methods as…
I can’t believe that “sound guy” is still a socially acceptable thing to call someone. What year is this, 2004?! How can this scene even…
The first time I heard Pantera’s “Walk” I loved it. It was super catchy, and I really dug the message about respect. And they definitely…
Let’s be real — age is just a number. What’s great is that it can be any number you want, depending on how much responsibility…
Never let the government tell you what you can and cannot do. That’s what punk rock is for. In fact, I learned everything I know…
Okay, listen up, snowflakes. There’s been a lot of talk about piercing guns, and how they’re “unsafe” and “put children at risk of horrific infections”.…
God works in mysterious ways. That’s why I don’t question God’s plan for me. I merely pick and choose from the parts of it that…
All my life I’ve dreamed of making it. This is my sole passion and singular focus. Sure, fame and money would be nice, but that’s…
That’s right, laugh. Laugh it up, all of you. Because things are gonna change, homeslices! And when New Jack Swing comes back around, you’ll all…
Enough is enough! The American government is at a standstill. Our own seat of political power is hopelessly compromised all due to the misuse of…
Umm, actually, no, you can’t kick me out of this Wawa. My doctor said I can be in here. This note right here makes me…
I may not know much, and probably even less so now after that eleventh Jager bomb, but the one thing I know for sure is…
I’d like to apologize to every single person who attended my surprise intervention. Had I known it was happening I would’ve brought a 30-pack and…