Over the decades since its creation, hardcore’s landscape has changed dramatically. Bands have come and gone, broken up and reunited, and once-legendary frontmen have been…
SHEBOYGAN, Wis. — Up-and-coming hardcore band Fistface are unsure what to do with a guest vocalist who has grossly overstayed his invite to their studio,…
YOUNGSTOWN, Ohio — Drummer Andy Brewster of local punk band Burner Phone has allegedly ruined his mother’s “good rug” in trying to keep his kit…
JONES BEACH, N.Y. — A three-mile-long trash heap of discarded show flyers is floating off the coast of Long Island, oceanographers have confirmed. The scientists…
LITTLE ROCK, Ark. — An attempt to return an item without a receipt ended unsuccessfully for one woman earlier today, thanks to the tattooed clerk…
ATHENS, Iowa — The punk and hardcore music communities are facing an international crisis, as scene experts predict the planet will run out of decent,…
MILWAUKEE — Recently single woman Madison Fuller worried there “won’t be many guys” attending tonight’s show at The Groggy Fox featuring a half-dozen hardcore bands,…
OLYMPIA, Wash. — Local wildcard Gabe Lawrence, sporting a fresh “Anarchy” tattoo on his temple meant to commemorate his mistrial for arson charges, gave a terse…
We’ve all been there. You get dressed to the nines for a night out on the town, head out the door to meet your crew,…
LOS ANGELES — Concertgoers at the Lovecraft Bar experienced complete, crushing disappointment late last night, when they heard potentially awesome metal band Evisceratops play a…
SCRANTON, Penn. — Back Alley Lounge regular Kate Garner dove from the stage last night with her gallant boyfriend, Brett Rumple, clutching onto her with…
PORTSMOUTH, N.H. — Local woman Katherine Montgomery was visibly shaken last night when her date took off his shirt, revealing a fresh tattoo of the…
MINNEAPOLIS – Nearly all new rules at local venue The Front Door were created in direct response to the actions of a single individual over the…
LAS VEGAS — Veteran touring punk band The Indecents faced an uncomfortable choice yesterday when a Las Vegas casino mogul offered the band $1 million…
Help! I really fucked this up and I could use some support. You know that sick tattoo idea I’ve been talking about for years? The…