RICHMOND, VA – Despite a line extending out into the backyard, a select number of show-goers at local house venue Tire Fire learned of an…
ALLSTON, Mass. – Fire marshal and building safety inspector Michael Sharpe was reportedly “wholeheartedly charmed” by the safety margin noted during last night’s show at the…
LONG ISLAND, NY – Having successfully defended the territory of Sunday from a vicious attack by a DJ night, Taking Back Sunday frontman Adam Lazzara…
LAWRENCE, Kan. – The latest offering from Kansas City hardcore band The Hold Up, an open letter entitled An Announcement About Our Future, has quickly…
CLEVELAND — In an effort to drum up excitement at this year’s Republican National Convention, George W. Bush’s administration announced it will reunite and play…
PHILADELPHIA, PA – The Democratic National Convention has been headlined by greats like Al Gore, Michael Dukakis, and Jimmy Carter. This year Hillary Clinton has…
NEWINGTON, Conn. – A local city council meeting was ambushed during a public comment session last week, when a 13-year-old anarchist known only as “Timmy…
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SCOTTSDALE, Ariz. – Mike Hall is “on thin ice” and dangerously close to losing microphone privileges after the Reviser guitarist made a series of poorly…
TORONTO – Post-punk outfit Fly Mordecai was ecstatic to learn that, after crunching the numbers from their recent tour, the entire outing cost them a…
EUGENE, Ore. — Michael “Skunk” Stinson, a father, husband and drummer for longstanding D-beat band Dis-Sheveled and proud advocate for responsible bullet belt ownership, announced…
CHINO HILLS, Calif. — Management at The Billy Club are scrambling to find a new doorman after their bouncer discovered the existence of fire, posing…
ABERDEEN, WA – This weekend, the residents of Aberdeen will experience the humming of Peavey amplifiers and an endless sea of flannel as they take…
CHICAGO – The Slime Pit, a Chicago DIY institution since at least December 2014, announced yesterday it will not be accepting Ticketmaster vouchers for tonight’s $3…
PHOENIX– Mechanic, and father of two, Bruce Harvey was offered an exclusive record deal after he was seen performing a drum solo on the steering wheel…