OAKLAND, Calif. — Punk dad Mike Schreiner allegedly bribed a local community college admissions office with billions of dollars worth of exposure to help ensure…
COLUMBUS, Ohio — A Wilco T-shirt mysteriously materialized last week in the closet of local man Steve Rosetti, the latest in a string of possibly…
LOS ANGELES — LANDR, the advanced artificial intelligence software for mastering audio, contains an algorithm that can recognize and automatically filter out and disregard any…
ADDISON, Ill. — Former student Francis “Frankie” Murray received an honorary GED yesterday from the administration of Addison Trail High School, celebrating 20 years since…
ATLANTA — The Weather Channel delighted its fans early this morning by announcing their eagerly awaited 2019 hurricane lineup, setting off a flurry of excitement…
BOSTON — Celtic punk stalwarts Dropkick Murphys settled their debts today after receiving payment for their increased Spotify plays leading up to St. Patrick’s Day,…
The album Pinkerton is, without a shred of a doubt, the second Weezer record of all time. It lacks some of the studio polish and…
LOS ANGELES — Scientists warn that, without decisive and immediate action, California could become the topic of all songs by the year 2050, according to…
PHILADELPHIA — Local man Eddie Lemburg was stunned today to learn that coworker Steve Winfers, who considers himself part of the LGBTQ community, is completely…
LONG BEACH, Calif. — Ska-punk legends Sublime announced today that their upcoming tour will include a hologram of Lou Dog, the beloved deceased dalmatian of…
TRENTON, N.J. — Seven people were injured at the Starlight Ballroom on Saturday night trying to avoid free albums tossed from the stage by “the…
Class is in session, so sit down and shut up! You might actually learn something. The only way any of you are gonna pass is…
PORTSMOUTH, Va. — 24-year-old metalhead Jim Rainer expertly passed himself off as a middle-aged dock worker yesterday, without any additional effort, for a free ride…
Controversial punk legend GG Allin has been dead for 25 years, leaving many wondering: has punk gone soft? Where is the disgusting, shit-flinging messiah who…
MONTREAL — Adult entertainment company Brazzers’ Blowhemian Rhapsody, a “porn parody” of the Academy Award-winning Queen biopic Bohemian Rhapsody, is being hailed by fans and…