ABINGTON, Mass. — The 14 punks that make up the entire DIY music scene of their suburban town are reportedly relieved to soon be done…
Aries (March 21-April 19) Due to newly implemented postal regulations, we cannot deliver your horoscope this week, Aries. Check for a slip in your mailbox…
I’m typically a pretty middle-of-the-road person, so just hear me out. I don’t like radical politics and I think if we all respect and listen…
BROOKLYN, N.Y. — Local pop punk band Red Nose, which features nine musicians who all dress as clowns with intricate circus-based backstories, were reportedly dismayed…
OWelcome to the official Hard Style list of comics to watch. Not so much for their comedic sensibilities, but to like keep an eye on…
PITTSBURGH — The investigative true crime podcast She’s Not There has finally solved the mystery of how listeners can save 20 percent on their first…
SANTA CLARA, Calif. — Local PacSun employee Patrick “Pat” Graham could not solve a captcha test Tuesday afternoon that asked him to click “every real…
TULSA, Okla. — Local white student Tiffany Copeland took part in an ancient rite of passage today, effectively transforming into a full-blooded Native American by…
JERSEY CITY, N.J. — An unidentified man is still at large today after five separate incidents of parting people by delicately placing his hands on…
SEATTLE — Local dive bar the Sunken Gristle reopened yesterday after a three-month renovation period, with one modest change: a single pinball machine, and nothing…
AKRON, Ohio — Everyone attending last night’s metal show at the famed Forked Tongue venue thought your shirt was really cool, witnesses confirmed this morning.…
TORONTO — DEBASER fanzine editor Josh “Dishrag” Visser announced plans today to mark the publication’s 10th anniversary by releasing its third issue, excited sources confirmed.…
Aries (March 21-April 19) Be careful with that dynamic, childlike energy of yours this week, Aries. As charming as that characteristic may be, when the…
These days everyone is trying to be a better consumer. Whether it’s forgoing plastic straws, using a refillable water bottle, or burying our fecal matter…
BATON ROUGE, La. — A suspicious attic believed to be haunted for decades reportedly showed no signs of paranormal activity to investigators, who only uncovered…