Ryan Danley
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SEATTLE — Seattle Police Lieutenant Chuck Haines is beginning to worry that his dealer may be tampering with his cocaine,…
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Bobby Korec
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SEATTLE — Photographer Juliette Heartinson suggested punk band Schrodinger's Cat’s Butthole do one photo without the bass player last week…
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Collin Canning
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PORTLAND, Maine — Portland Police Department Officer Grace Hutchinson somehow fully believes that people have only recently started tampering with…
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Tyler Dark
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LEXINGTON, S.C. — Forest Hills Middle School sixth grader Brynn Ruark effortlessly secured the title of “coolest kid in school”…
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Sari Beliak
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SANTA CRUZ, Calif. –– Tarot reader Hannah Edwards was unsure how to tell fellow party-goer Randy Bartolo that he would…
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Tyler Dark
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LITTLE ROCK, Ark. — Aging metal fan Donny Burton went on another tirade last night about the general state of…
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FRESNO, Calif. — Beloved local crossing guard Leona Cardwell was fired Wednesday after committing her first error in nearly 20…
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John Danek
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WILMINGTON, Del. — Democratic Presidential candidate Joe Biden purchased a Fender Jazzmaster and green Line 6 DL4 delay pedal yesterday…
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Patrick Crooks
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MARIPOSA, Calif. — A camping trip almost turned tragic last week as militant vegan Sage Hellier nearly died when poisonous…
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James Webster
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Chances are, you’re familiar with Daffy Duck. At time of writing, the funny fowl has been splitting sides over the…
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