Dad Begs Kids to Let Him Go See Blink-182
COVENTRY, R.I. — 43-year-old father of two Mike Lassiter begged his children for permission to go see his favorite pop…
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DMX Funeral To Include 21-Bark Salute
WHITE PLAINS, N.Y. — Funeral preparations are already underway following the untimely passing of rapper and actor Earl Simmons, better…
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We Sat Down With Our Dad, but We Didn’t Talk Much
Dads: so mysterious, so inscrutable. The word itself conjures questions like, “where do we come from?” “where are we going?”…
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Middle-School Tattoo Artist Can Only Do Transparent Cube, Working on That “S” Thing
Sacramento, Calif. — Northpoint Middle School seventh grader and tattoo wunderkind Connor Butler is quickly expanding his portfolio from a…
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Man Covers up Keith Morris-Era Black Flag Tattoo with Rollins-Era Black Flag Tattoo
SAN DIEGO — Local man Lyle Vaughn covered up his beloved Keith Morris-era Black Flag tattoo yesterday with the more…
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“A Pox on the Police!” Proclaims Elizabethan Punk
STRATFORD-UPON-AVON, England — Local punk and detestable rascal of ill-repute Bartholomew Alfraye expressed a most ghastly proclamation of ill-will today…
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Better Than Ezra and Less Than Jake Form Pretty Average Supergroup
GAINSVILLE, Fla. — Iconic third-wave ska band Less Than Jake has formed a supergroup with 90s alt-rock band Better Than…
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Punk Mom Adds Studs to Fitbit
READING, Pa. — Local punk mom and recent fitness enthusiast Patti Clacher surprised members of her mall-walking meetup group today…
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Bassist on Life Support Not Even Plugged In
ROCHESTER, Minn. — Severed Reason bassist Corbin Gallo was taken off life support yesterday when doctors realized that the notifications…
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Punk Carolers Regretting Decision to Sing “Last Caress”
LIVONIA, Mich. — A group of punk Christmas carolers regretted their choice to include The Misfits’ classic “Last Caress” in…
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