Zachary Wolf, Author at HARDTIMES

November 1, 2024

We here at The Hard Times are always looking for the most cutting-edge reporters and tastemakers in the industry. During…

October 5, 2024

Hey metal fans, the ghost of Cliff Burton here. I’ve traversed the astral plane to call out The Hard Times.…

September 30, 2024

RAPID CITY, S.D. — Local punk venue The Pukebox has somehow invented the world’s first “no-ply” toilet paper as a…

July 28, 2024

BOSEMAN, Mont. — Local vegan and doomsday prepper Abe Friesen stocked his basement refrigerator with 600 pounds of Impossible beef,…

April 4, 2024

DETROIT — Little Caesars Arena DJ Richard King is waiting for the perfect moment to play “Welcome to the Jungle”…

December 15, 2023

Hey guys, first off I have to thank you for your patience in waiting for this update. After I broke…

December 10, 2023

SAN BERNARDINO, Calif. — Local eco-punk Teddy Vasquez recently explained the benefits of green energy to a carload of friends…

December 2, 2023

FREDERICK, Md. – A local movie theater recently removed the front rows of seats so the throngs of attending dads…

November 22, 2023

BELLINGHAM, Wash – Former punk Langley West admits he still gets twitchy when cops are around despite having not broken…

November 19, 2023

PUEBLO, Colo. – Local downer Henry Bergen recently stopped going through the motions of pretending to wash his hands after…