How I Upgraded My Life by Committing a Crime in Sweden and Going to One of Their Nice Ass Prisons
Like many of you, I used to sit in my drab apartment and dream of moving to Europe, the land…
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Opinion: Worshiping Satan Used To Mean Something in This Country
America is going to hell in a hand-basket, and not in a good way. These kids today don’t care about…
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Underperforming Slipknot Member Sent Down to Mushroomhead For Conditioning
DES MOINES, Iowa — Slipknot percussionist Shawn “Clown” Crahan was sent down to Mushroomhead for a 10-show conditioning stint in…
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You’re an OFF! Fan? Name 3 People That Could Give Keith Morris a Ride to the Airport
Hey, that’s a sweet OFF! hoodie you got there! You seem like you’re a big fan. I’m the band’s manager…
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If You’re Not Furious About This Issue I Just Learned About 10 Seconds Ago Then We’re Not Best Friends Anymore
Did you see that article I sent you 10 seconds ago? The one about that mayor in Colombia who sold…
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Rockabilly Ex-Smoker Rolls Pack of Nicorette Into T-Shirt Sleeve
WAKEFIELD, Quebec — Local rockabilly scene member and ex-smoker Dewey “Hepcat” Henderson recently rolled a pack of Nicorette up into…
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We Caught up With the Forgotten Fifth Bar in Black Flag’s Logo
The Black Flag logo is one of punk’s most iconic images. It's four simple bars that any drunk punk could…
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High School Metal Band Adds OFFICIAL to All Social Media Channels in Case Impostor Accounts Ruin Their Good Name
LONGVIEW, Wash — High school metal band DeathRot added the word OFFICIAL to all of their social media handles in…
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10 Things My Girlfriend Said at Her First Metal Show
My girlfriend Liz recently attended her first metal show, and here are 10 things she said. It’s Nice Not to…
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Anarchist Cookbook Begins With 12 Pages of How Author Fell in Love With Making Molotov Cocktails
MILAGRO, N.M. — The latest edition of “The Anarchist Cookbook” reportedly begins with 12 pages describing how the author fell…
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