Punk Lights Cigarette With Single Match Despite 100 MPH Wind, Torrential Downpour
SARASOTA, Fla. — Local punk Tabitha Milner recently lit a cigarette with a match on the first try, despite the…
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Punk in Airplane Spots Smokable Cigarette Butt 33,000 Feet Below
OKLAHOMA CITY — Punk fan Tamara Washington recently saw a perfectly smokable cigarette butt on the ground from more than…
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20 Ways to Get Your Mohawk to Stand Up
Shaving in a mohawk is one of the first things new punks do, along with buying a Black Flag cd…
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NYC Concert to Feature Original Misfits, Famous Misfits, Famous Original Misfits
NEW YORK — An upcoming concert in Manhattan will feature the Original Misfits, Famous Misfits, and Famous Original Misfits, according…
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50 People You Never Knew Were in the Ramones
The Ramones played 2,263 concerts over the span of 22 years, with a cool 14 full-length albums under their belts…
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Mark Hoppus Institutes Strict “No Songs About How Tom Was Right About Aliens” Policy Ahead of New Blink 182 Album
LOS ANGELES – Blink 182’s highly anticipated new album "One More Time" will not feature songs about how Tom Delonge…
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Fabric of Small Town Society Torn Apart After Teenage Punk Exposes its Bullshit Hypocrisy
SPEARFISH, S.D. – A small town is mired in chaos after teenage punk Jill Mulgrove said that the town’s government,…
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As Part of Our Court Ordered Community Service We Ranked The Best and Worst Metal Band From Every State
Every state thinks they have the best metal band around. They also think your state has the worst metal band…
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World’s Biggest Dimmu Borgir Fan Hopes He’s Pronouncing it Right
ROSCOMMON, Mich. – Local bachelor and self-proclaimed world’s biggest Dimmu Borgir fan Eric Sandstrom still isn’t sure if he’s pronouncing…
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Authentic Ramones Cover Band Barely Learns Songs, Instruments
AMARILLO, Texas — Local Ramones cover band Endless Vacation reportedly neglected to learn their instruments or songs on their setlist,…
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