Nick Ortolani, Author at HARDTIMES

July 11, 2020

NASSAU, N.Y. — Local parents and staunch anti-vaxxers Shannon and Dane Wittle will promote their youngest child Ayden to the…

May 10, 2020

KALAMAZOO, Mich. — Margery Watson’s annual Mother’s Day breakfast-in-bed was obstructed by her unsightly ventilator due to complications from an…

April 27, 2020

Our country is teetering on the brink of oblivion. Governments are looking to dismantle our very way of life and…

April 15, 2020

HEBRON, Ky. — Longtime Amazon fulfillment center worker Jayce Sheffield will use a combination of their accrued sick and vacation…

April 14, 2020

WASHINGTON — A select group of centrist moderate Democrats are in talks to cooperate with COVID-19 on a path towards…

April 9, 2020

PORTLAND, Ore. — Local man Wendell Slacks, who has consistently boasted throughout the years about how proud he is to…

April 3, 2020

Caring for one’s mental health can be a challenge in the 21st century. With all of the modern world’s stressors…

March 29, 2020

LOS ANGELES — Ethically non-monogamous couples around the world announced today that open relationships will be closed indefinitely to help…

March 25, 2020

MACON, Ga. — Local Civil War reenactor, blogger, and aspiring mass shooter Randolph Cunningham was forced to go door to…

March 23, 2020

WASHINGTON — A large, bi-partisan coalition of U.S. Senators disclosed moments ago that they’d been avoiding Sen. Rand Paul long…