March 20, 2021
Bruce Springsteen is the greatest musician of all time and I refuse to entertain the notion that there is anyone…
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December 12, 2020
I’ve recently become single. During a pandemic. I’ll confirm what I’m sure you already know: it blows. If you’d like…
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November 25, 2020
As Thanksgiving approaches, and COVID-19 rates get progressively worse, many of my friends are shocked that I still plan on…
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September 25, 2020
CHICAGO — Chicago Police Sgt. Connor Ring is on paid administrative leave after he shot a toddler in the face…
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August 21, 2020
MURRAY, Utah — Card-carrying member of both the NRA and Costco’s premium membership Greg Young was forced to leave the…
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July 21, 2020
Spongebob Squarepants.The bubble-blowing, fun-loving, flamboyant sea sponge has been entertaining young children and stoned adults for over 20 years. But…
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July 18, 2020
SALT LAKE CITY — Barista and local punk Miranda Byers is celebrating her additional shift at Baxter’s Garden today with…
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July 3, 2020
I am well aware that the characters in "Law & Order: SVU" occasionally use excessive force and routinely engage in…
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April 16, 2020
Politicians are arguing over how best to implement a stimulus package and all I can think about is how much…
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March 22, 2020
CHICAGO — Local punk Allen Prestigiacomo is now unemployed from home, thanks to Illinois Governor J.B. Pritzker’s decree forcing bars…
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