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August 18, 2021

BELLEFONTE, Pa. — A customer at Quik Cuts Barber Shop cast an aching stare at a neighboring silent barber/customer pair…

August 11, 2021

DENVER — Tooth Rust, a punk band on their first nationwide tour, was spared from robbery yesterday because of their…

August 7, 2021

ERIE, Pa. — A basement punk show is currently running unprecedentedly early, as it is set to begin merely 90…

July 29, 2021

LOS ANGELES — Hollywood A-lister Mark Wahlberg is researching a new role as a police officer in upcoming thriller “Crown…

July 27, 2021

MECHANICSBURG, Pa. — Aspiring music producer Tommy Kent spent the overwhelming majority of his most recent mix session uninstalling and…

July 17, 2021

OMAHA, Neb. — The Britney Spears ‘90s classic “...Baby One More Time” being played between sets at a recent hardcore…

July 12, 2021

ROSWELL, N.M. — Local bachelor Ian Rael felt optimistic about his first Hinge date with Emily Backovich, an event that…

July 12, 2021

LOS ANGELES — The lone mic stand at music venue The Kick Drum in eastern Los Angeles “fucking blows” and…

July 8, 2021

EL PASO, Texas — Post-hardcore band Asbestocide reportedly sold out what little cred they’ve obtained by not including free swag…

July 6, 2021

It's 2021 and it's about damn time we feel comfortable discussing our personal traumas. And speaking of 2021, we have…