John Danek, Author at HARDTIMES

September 23, 2022

FORT MYERS, Fla. — Members of the ska group Ship Shank Shunk came to the startling realization that they were…

September 14, 2022

CHARLOTTE, N.C. — Audience member Dustin Toms finally positioned his earplugs perfectly in his ear canals just in time to…

September 12, 2022

Thank you, thank you, sir. Thanks for coming out tonight and supporting my music. This next song is very special.…

September 7, 2022

MANCHESTER, N.H. — Amateur musician Erik Mulvaney is so depressed that he frequently sits at his synthesizer and presses keys…

September 4, 2022

Each Sunday, The Hard Times dives into the archives to review a legendary album. This week, it’s Joy Division’s much-reviewed…

September 3, 2022

Everyone knows free market capitalism was invented by Jesus and Moses right around the time they co-wrote America’s Judeo-Christian values.…

September 1, 2022

Urban life has its ups and downs. On one hand, you can find something cool to do almost every night…

August 30, 2022

SAN DIMAS, Calif. — Local delusional man Scott Marin thinks you and he still have a friendship despite you dumping…

August 30, 2022

Hi, I’m Andrea, 28, and if I’m being honest, I’m only swiping for your dog lol! Take me on an…

August 27, 2022

WASHINGTON — Leaders within the Democratic National Committee are furious that President Joe Biden took action in a way that…