DALLAS — Frequent concertgoer Peter Logan once again was accused of not taking his therapy sessions seriously after responding with…
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MEMPHIS, Tenn. — Shipping conglomerate FedEx announced a massive hiring effort to recruit hundreds of staffers dedicated to fucking up…
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FORT MYERS, Fla. — Members of the ska group Ship Shank Shunk came to the startling realization that they were…
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CHARLOTTE, N.C. — Audience member Dustin Toms finally positioned his earplugs perfectly in his ear canals just in time to…
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Thank you, thank you, sir. Thanks for coming out tonight and supporting my music. This next song is very special.…
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MANCHESTER, N.H. — Amateur musician Erik Mulvaney is so depressed that he frequently sits at his synthesizer and presses keys…
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Each Sunday, The Hard Times dives into the archives to review a legendary album. This week, it’s Joy Division’s much-reviewed…
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Everyone knows free market capitalism was invented by Jesus and Moses right around the time they co-wrote America’s Judeo-Christian values.…
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Urban life has its ups and downs. On one hand, you can find something cool to do almost every night…
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SAN DIMAS, Calif. — Local delusional man Scott Marin thinks you and he still have a friendship despite you dumping…
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